Tim Yeo - The Weblog

formerly dedicated to the gentle stalking of one of our finest Conservative MPs

Friday, August 01, 2003

Tim Yeo backs local boost to broadband

Industry leaders in Suffolk are screaming for BT to introduce broadband access to the area and Tim Yeo is in their corner.

"I would like to see BT accelerate roll out of broadband. I am pleased they are returning to good levels of profit. It would now be very helpful to a lot of businesses and some individuals in rural areas if broadband was available," said our favourite Interwebnet champion.

It takes a great mind to realise that such a simple measure will also result in improved kitten and pornography access county-wide - thereby boosting morale and further improving productivity.

Tim Yeo is obviously in possession of a great, great brain. May God bless him, and may the formaldehyde keep said brain in good nick for many years to come.


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