The Mirror Calculator Fatwah
The Mirror has dared to describe Tim Yeo the political genius as 'dim.'
This is outrageous! OK, so he may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer when in comes to the Interwebnet, but he and his cohorts managed to oust their leader with careful management of a total non-issue, and that's a pretty darn clever thing to do in my book.
Who is this Paul Gilfeather person anyway? Ah, I see, he's one of those bile-spitting anti-war Osama-lovers. He'll be the first against the wall when the Tories win the next election, you mark my words... but in the meantime I urge all Tim Yeo fans and stalkers to infiltrate the offices of The Mirror and destroy each and every calculator they can find.
Unlike Tim Yeo, these simpletons can't do sums about patient numbers and waiting times in their head, so without their calculators, they'll be lost. Then we'll find out who's smart and who's not.
'Dim' indeed...
This is outrageous! OK, so he may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer when in comes to the Interwebnet, but he and his cohorts managed to oust their leader with careful management of a total non-issue, and that's a pretty darn clever thing to do in my book.
Who is this Paul Gilfeather person anyway? Ah, I see, he's one of those bile-spitting anti-war Osama-lovers. He'll be the first against the wall when the Tories win the next election, you mark my words... but in the meantime I urge all Tim Yeo fans and stalkers to infiltrate the offices of The Mirror and destroy each and every calculator they can find.
Unlike Tim Yeo, these simpletons can't do sums about patient numbers and waiting times in their head, so without their calculators, they'll be lost. Then we'll find out who's smart and who's not.
'Dim' indeed...
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