Tim Yeo shows his teeth!

BBC - NHS 'needs 5,000 extra dentists': Shadow health secretary Tim Yeo said: "This disgraceful report will come as no surprise to over half of the adult population who aren't registered with a dentist.

This issue is no doubt a deeply personal one for Mr Yeo.

As Shadow Minister for Public Services, Health, Education and Bottle-Washing, he doesn't have time to wait in line. And now he only has less than half-a-dozen jobs on the side he cannot afford to go private.

Oh, and he needs healthy teeth for chewing children's eyeballs.