Tim Yeo urges party to get profeshunal

A well-aimed kidney punch and Theresa May is down!

An earlier strategic cut has blood running down her face, effectively blinding her. She’s crawling on the canvas in a pool of the red stuff and Tim Yeo is dancing around her prone and battered body, blowing kisses to the crowd.

Oh, ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know how to describe this scene…