Tim Yeo under threat?

Torygraph - Howard stands firm against reshuffle: Michael Howard is resisting pressure for a post-election reshuffle of his shadow cabinet amid fears among senior Tories that the party is rapidly losing momentum in the run-up to next week's local and European elections.... some senior frontbenchers with close links to Mr Howard are calling for "rigorous performance assessment" of the six key shadow cabinet members: Michael Ancram, Mr Letwin, Tim Yeo, Theresa May, Caroline Spelman and David Davis. Mr Yeo, the shadow health and education secretary, is under pressure to sort out party policy on giving parents and patients greater choice in education and health after being told by MPs that the proposals were unworkable.

Actually, Tim Yeo's rather complicated position can be summed up in the single sentence that states; "Mr Yeo, the shadow health and education secretary, is under pressure to sort out party policy on giving parents and patients greater choice in education and health..."

Just look at it! It goes; health/education, education/health, education/health. A profeshunal journalist has problems keeping them in the right order inside a single sentence. Imagine the difficulties you or I would have forming entire policies without accidentally recommending voluntary euthanasia for students with poor exam results.

This is why Michael Howard should - nay, must - keep a superhuman in charge.

I urge you all to contact Michael Howard today and advise him to stand by our greatest living statesman.