Tim Yeo - The Weblog

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Thursday, November 27, 2003

Tim Yeo the two-headed policy monster

Tim Yeo, newly appointed shadow education minister, newly appointed shadow health minister *and* lifetime member of the Wild Haggis Preservation Society, proved he could hold it all together when he proposed that the the intensive care bed crisis and the controversy over university fees could be settled quickly and easily by simply allowing prospective students to 'earn their way' by volunteering at the local hospital.

This network of student volunteers, co-ordinated via a simple Hotmail address, would be entrusted with the task of coaxing coma-victims and other such layabouts out of much-needed beds through general displays of youthful exuberance and university-taught skills such as juggling, acrobatics and contemporary dance.


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