Tim Yeo - The Weblog

formerly dedicated to the gentle stalking of one of our finest Conservative MPs

Friday, February 20, 2004

Tim Yeo - what's in his basement?

Given the great man's enthusiasm for golf, I'm willing to bet that he's got a permanent indoor putt-putt course like these chaps have, but in my dreams (the ones where he puts me into a hessian sack and throws me down the stairs) I always hear a train set just before I hit the floor.

So now I'm curious...

Does Tim Yeo have a cellar, and what does he keep in it?

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Tim Yeo - ain't no mountain high enough!

The Guardian - men-only elections turn women off : Harriet Harman, the solicitor general, criticised the last general election as a "men-only affair" and said the sight of male politicians flanked by male advisors was a "turn-off" for women voters. Significantly, her attack came on the day the Conservatives announced that their team for the next election trail would be entirely male, consisting of Michael Howard, the party leader; Michael Ancram, the deputy leader; Oliver Letwin, the shadow chancellor; Tim Yeo, the shadow health and education secretary; and Liam Fox, the party chairman.

I don't see how this is a problem. Nothing is impossible for the Shadow Minster For Everything. I'm sure Tim Yeo is working on a solution as we speak.....

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Tim Yeo denounces whips, gags

As reported in The Independent, The Scotsman and The Guardian, Tim Yeo raised this issue in a point of order to Deputy Speaker Sylvia Heal.

After dark mutterings from Tory backbenchers, he later went on to balance this criticism with a reiteration of his commitment to the continued use of handcuffs, bed restraints, arse-paddles and nipple clamps.

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Tim Yeo - where did it all go wrong?

I'd love to tell you more about Tim Yeo and his assertion in the Torygraph that "the Government (has) no answers to Britain's public health problems," but I just don't have the hummus.

I'm beginning to suspect that Tim doesn't love me anymore... or that he's seeing another stalker on the side.


And it all started out like some wonderful dream....