Tim Yeo - The Weblog

formerly dedicated to the gentle stalking of one of our finest Conservative MPs

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Tim Yeo: Pots & Kettles

BBC - Parents join the conversation: The Conservatives' health and education spokesman, Tim Yeo, attacked the Big Conservation as showing that Labour was "out of ideas and in need of another photo opportunity".

I'm in complete agreement with The Great One on this. The Big Conversation is nothing but a gimmick. The only thing that would be worse would be an MP pulling some 'PM doesn't have an email address stunt' with a ridiculous Hotmail address, ripping off another long-running campaign in the process and completely ignoring the fact that he doesn't answer his own email or even have his own bloody website.

Of course, such a situation could only be made worse by the same individual promising to launch his own site 'in the autumn (2003)' and not delivering.

It's been 9 months since Tim Yeo promised us a website of his very own. Still nothing. All people have is this weblog. Which is why it is now being listed by Wikipedia and many other reference sites as the primary source of Yeo-related information.

Every time Tim Yeo appears on TV or radio flapping his gums about this or that, 50 new people end up at this website, because it's the top search result for his name in almost every search engine available.

50. New. Peeps.

Every. Single. Time.

He should think about that before he opens his big fat mouth in future.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Tim Yeo shows his teeth!

BBC - NHS 'needs 5,000 extra dentists': Shadow health secretary Tim Yeo said: "This disgraceful report will come as no surprise to over half of the adult population who aren't registered with a dentist.

This issue is no doubt a deeply personal one for Mr Yeo.

As Shadow Minister for Public Services, Health, Education and Bottle-Washing, he doesn't have time to wait in line. And now he only has less than half-a-dozen jobs on the side he cannot afford to go private.

Oh, and he needs healthy teeth for chewing children's eyeballs.